bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

Anonymous:
can you follow or ask people to follow _stoleyourmomsheart_ on Instagram please:)

says no user with that name

"is it free"

every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)
careful-with-you:



morningv1ew:

cndygurl990:

indigenous-thoughts:

Rule of a gentleman.

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORABLE



Holy. This is so fucking cute, i can’t even.
Between Two Lungs

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

Anonymous:
can you follow or ask people to follow _stoleyourmomsheart_ on Instagram please:)

says no user with that name

"is it free"

every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)
careful-with-you:



morningv1ew:

cndygurl990:

indigenous-thoughts:

Rule of a gentleman.

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORABLE



Holy. This is so fucking cute, i can’t even.
Between Two Lungs

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

Anonymous:
can you follow or ask people to follow _stoleyourmomsheart_ on Instagram please:)

says no user with that name

"is it free"

every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)
careful-with-you:



morningv1ew:

cndygurl990:

indigenous-thoughts:

Rule of a gentleman.

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORABLE



Holy. This is so fucking cute, i can’t even.